A person kicking their leg up outdoors wearing vibrant blue and pink novelty crew socks that read "Retired Ask Someone Else" and "No Deadlines".
Colorful socks with text worn by a person sitting on a railing with a mug and book.
"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks
"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks
"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks
A person kicking their leg up outdoors wearing vibrant blue and pink novelty crew socks that read "Retired Ask Someone Else" and "No Deadlines".
Colorful socks with text worn by a person sitting on a railing with a mug and book.
"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks
"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks
"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks
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"Retired Ask Someone Else" Women's Novelty Crew Socks

$12.00
$12.00

Clock out and kick your feet up! These vibrant, laugh-out-loud crew socks are the ultimate retirement uniform. Covered in neon, unapologetic phrases like 'Not My Problem,' 'No Deadlines,' and 'Can't Make Me,' these socks do all the talking so you don't have to. Whether you are gifting them to a newly retired friend or claiming your own hard-earned downtime, step into pure, unbothered comfort. ๐Ÿ›‘โœ‹

Why Youโ€™ll Love It:

Zero Obligations Design: Bold, hilarious phrases that perfectly capture the joy of being officially off the clock.

Premium Comfort: Crafted from a soft, stretchy blend of 80% Cotton, 15% Nylon, and 5% Spandex for cozy, all-day lounging.

Perfect Fit: Comfortably designed to fit ladies' shoe sizes 5 to 10.

Easy Care: Fully machine washable, because who wants to do complicated laundry when they are retired?

Pairs Well With: A morning with no alarm clock, a hot cup of coffee, and absolutely zero plans.