“Cold Hands, Hot Coffee, Zero Chill” – I Don’t Do Winter Very Well Sweatshirt

For those of us who barely survive winter one cup of coffee at a time, this sweatshirt says it all — loud and cozy! ☕❄️ Featuring a skeleton rocking a Santa hat, it’s the perfect blend of spooky and seasonal sass. Whether you’re sipping cocoa, wrapping gifts, or side-eyeing the snow, this soft unisex crew is your cold-weather uniform.

Available in three classic colors — white, charcoal, and grey — so you can match your mood (or your level of winter denial 😉).

Unisex fit – true to size for a relaxed feel
Size down one for a more fitted style
Custom-made design
Fabric feels buttery soft with that “lived-in” comfort
Available in sizes Small–4XL

Care Instructions:
Wash inside out, cold water with like colors
Non-chlorine bleach only
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron or dry clean

Ways to Wear It

• Pair with distressed jeans or leggings for your everyday “leave me alone, I’m cold” look 🥶

• Throw it on with a beanie and boots for a festive winter outing

• Layer under a puffer vest or denim jacket for that effortless casual-cute vibe

Where to Wear

Perfect for cozy nights in, tree-trimming parties, holiday errands, or anytime the temperature drops and your patience does too 😆